The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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