SEEEEXXX PLEASE
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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