u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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