It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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did you just send me my own nude
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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