Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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