He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize