You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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