He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You need a sexual gate keeper
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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