You work out of a Hotel?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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