the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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