if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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