How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm at about main and main street
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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