I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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