hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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