I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize