he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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