ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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