I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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