Hey man sorry I got all grabby
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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