I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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