No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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