so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Two words: blizzard sex
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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