I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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