At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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