I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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