I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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