hotel room ftw
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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