all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
well you can't waste a boner
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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