what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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