I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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