At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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