I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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