hotel room ftw
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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