Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The uberlube is also flammable
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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