ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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I need a beard to bite.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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