There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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