I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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