i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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