his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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