Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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