worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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