Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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