I looked at my own cervix.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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