wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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