we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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