try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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