i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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