Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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