turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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