I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize